Hey guys:)
Soooo....When you just finish reading a sad movella you're all glummed up right?
When your mom just made you clean your room you're mad right?
When you just came from school annoyed you're moody right?
Well if these things happen to you just come to this Humorous joke movella. It'll sure to make you laugh:)

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4. yo mama jokes and others....


· Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

· Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?"

· Yo momma so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

· Yo momma so ugly that when she cries the tears run down the back of her head because they're afraid of her face!!

· Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

· Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

· Yo momma so fat she went bungee jumping and went straight to hell!

· Yo momma so fat that when God said "Let There Be Light" he told her to move her fat ole ass over!

· Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."

· Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized. 


·  Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "One at a time, please."

· Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

· Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago...

· Yo momma so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

· Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon! 


· A blonde has sharp pains in her side. The doctor examines her and says, "You have acute appendicitis."

The blonde says, "That's sweet, doc, but I came here to get medical help."



· A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a jamjar on his cock.

A lady asks "What are you dressed as?"

He says a fireman!

You break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can.



 ALPHA-KENNY-BODY , say this real fast

· A girl went into a doctors office with a Strawberry up her ass, The doctor said I've got some "Cream" For that.


· A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.

"They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time with the same voice came over the line.

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake."



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