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Soooo....When you just finish reading a sad movella you're all glummed up right?
When your mom just made you clean your room you're mad right?
When you just came from school annoyed you're moody right?
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7. Random little johnny jokes

The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call on little Johnny, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came. 

Little Johnny walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. 

Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Johnny had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. 

"It's a period," reported Johnny. 

"Well, I can see that," she said, "but what's so exciting about a period?" 

"Damned if I know", said Johnny, "but, this morning, my sister said she missed one. Dad had a heart attack, Mom fainted, and the man next door shot himself!"

 

 

Little Tommy was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when people are sleeping on top of each other?" 

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him he truth...... "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." 

Little Tommy just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids. 

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!"

 

 

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. 

He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" 

His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." 

Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him out!"

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