Jokes:)

Hey guys:)
Soooo....When you just finish reading a sad movella you're all glummed up right?
When your mom just made you clean your room you're mad right?
When you just came from school annoyed you're moody right?
Well if these things happen to you just come to this Humorous joke movella. It'll sure to make you laugh:)

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5. Random jokes

 

· A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

 

· Which runs faster, hot or cold?

Hot! Everyone can catch a cold!

 

· Person 1: What's 5Q plus 5Q?

Person 2: TenQ?

Person 1: You're welcome!

 

·  Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

 

·         Little Johnny is taking a shower with his mother and says, "Mom, what are those things on your chest!?" Unsure of how to reply, she tells Johnny to ask his dad at breakfast tomorrow.

Johnny didn't forget. The following morning he asked his father the same question. His father, always quick with the answers, says, "Why Johnny, those are balloons. When your mommy dies, we can blow them up and she'll float to heaven." Johnny thinks that's neat and asks no more questions. A few weeks later, Johnnys' dad comes home from work a few hours early. Johnny runs out of the house crying hysterically, "Daddy! Daddy! Mommy's dying!!" His father says, "Calm down son! Why do you think Mommy's dying?" "Uncle Harry is blowing up Mommys' balloons and she's screaming, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

 

·  TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?

Little Johnny : "HIJKLMNO"!

TEACHER : What are you talking about?

Little Johnny : Yesterday you said it's H to O !

 

·  You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

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