Jokes:)

Hey guys:)
Soooo....When you just finish reading a sad movella you're all glummed up right?
When your mom just made you clean your room you're mad right?
When you just came from school annoyed you're moody right?
Well if these things happen to you just come to this Humorous joke movella. It'll sure to make you laugh:)

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1. Dude you were so drunk.....

"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you spent two hours trying to drown my goldfish."

 

"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, 'where the fuck is Narnia?'"


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo."


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single..."


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you cut all of my pineapples and kept yelling: "Spongebob where are you!!"


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you picked up my hamster and said, 'Go PICKACHUE!'"


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you picked up my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling ANGRY BIRDS!"


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were trying to swim in mud and yelling 'I'm in Wonka's chocolate river!'"


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up."

"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked my mom if she was a virgin."

"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, You pushed my girlfriend in the sea saying 'Be free ARIEL'!"


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you threw a squirrel in my pool and yelled 'Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you!'"


"I wasn't that drunk." “Dude, you were telling ‘yo mama’ jokes to ORPHANS!”


"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you fed mushrooms to a midget shouting ‘GROW MARIO GROW!’"

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