Happiness Galore Units

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2. Veneziano (Feliciano Vargas) unit

Dear buyer,

Happiness Galore is proud to present you with your very own Veneziano (Feliciano Vargas) unit! Below you’ll find the care guide, items included, and activation instructions! If you are displeased with your unit just deactivate him and we will exchange him or give you a full refund! We thank you for buying our product. And if your looked for the information on the site just go back there~

Sincerely,

Stacie and Kiara, CEOs of Happiness Galore

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Care guide for your Veneziano (Feliciano Vargas) unit!

 He considers himself to be best friends with our Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) and Japan (Kiku Honda) units, so having your Veneziano unit around these two will benefit you more than anything else.  Be sure he doesn’t learn French. To this point it is unknown what the Veneziano unit will do but we’re not too keen on finding out.  He loves to eat pasta and having a lot of it will make him very happy.  We ask that you do not let him near his second player self. Trust us; it will only end in disaster and possibly bloodshed. If you have both the Veneziano (Feliciano Vargas) unit and Romano (Lovino Vargas) unit your Veneziano unit will proceed to cry and/or cower when your Romano unit yells at him. (Please note that Romano represents the Southern half of Italy while Veneziano represents the Northern half of Italy.)

Items included with your unit

Blue military uniform (1) Casual clothes (1 outfit) [feel free to buy him more if you so desire] White surrender flag (1) Box of pasta [complementary] (1)

How to activate your Veneziano unit!

There are three ways we know of that you can do this. First is put a pretty girl in front of him. He will then proceed to flirt with the girl and speak Italian. The second way is to make him pasta. Do this and he will love you forever. And the last way is play the Italian National Anthem, this one works fantastically from Kiara’s opinion.

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