Happiness Galore Units

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3. Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) unit

Dear buyer,

Happiness Galore is proud to present you with your very own Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) unit! Below you’ll find the care guide, items included, and activation instructions! If you are displeased with your unit just deactivate him and we will exchange him or give you a full refund! We thank you for buying our product. And if you’re looking for the information on the site just go back there~


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Care Guide for your Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) unit

 It would be great for him if you kept everything very clean. Seriously we’re talking like near sterile clean. He’s a major neat freak and will clean if there’s a mess no matter what the mess is for.  He’s friends with our Veneziano (Feliciano Vargas) and Japan (Kiku Honda) units and gets along with them the best.  We ask that you do not let him near his second player self. Trust us; it will only end in disaster and possibly bloodshed. Seriously we cannot stress this enough. (Please note that Happiness Galore will not reimburse you if you’re stupid enough to put them together.)  Make sure he exercises a lot. Because let’s face it you’d rather have a buff German living with you than a fat one.  Don’t let him near our Romano (Lovino Vargas) unit. The latter will begin to yell at Germany and/or try to beat him up  Also if you have our Prussia (Gilbert Beilschmidt) unit they will begin drinking.

Items included

 Green Military uniform (1 complete with iron cross)  Casual Clothes (1) [feel free to buy more if you so desire]  Rifle (1) [please keep away from children under 16]  Herr Stick (1)

How to activate your Germany (Ludwig Beilschmidt) unit

Fastest way, make a mess around the crate. He will proceed to clean it faster than you can say ‘F**k like a Kennedy.’ The next best way is to yell in an Italian accent “Germany! Germany! Help me!”

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