Your Life Guide to being Random

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11. Songs to Hum or Sing.

 

1)    Harry Potter theme tune

 

2)    A sad, soulful tune to the words of

Once apon a time I loved the apple,

once apon a time I loved the pear.

But along came the cake,

and my love for the grape was no more.

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Somehow the cake was more tasty,

somehow the sugar made it good.

I have only one love now,

my darling cake.

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Once apon a time I loved the apple,

once apon a time I loved the pear.

But along came the cake,

and my love for the grape was no more.

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No more does the kiwi touch my lips,

no more do I sing the banana song,

no more do I taste the raspberry,

no more do I love my fruit.

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Once apon a time I loved the apple,

once apon a time I loved the pear.

But along came the cake,

and my love for the grape, was no more.

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Pears, oranges and apples,

replaced by chocolate fudge cake.

Grapes, banana's and pineapples,

replaced by a victoria sponge.

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Once apon a time I loved the apple,

once apon a time I loved the pear.

But along came the cake,

and my love for the grape, was no mmmoooorrrrrreeeee.

 

3)   If you watch Horrible Histories you will know this one! ( to a happy tune)

 

Stay calmer, when you want to harm a lama,

call a lama farmer!

 

XD

 

 

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