For Never & Always

Ryan, and Kat. Best friends, and we're helping y'all with this. In this thing here is advice on life, and other stuff. FOREWARNING; There will be cursing, ranting and bitching.

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3. Comebacks/Insults PART TWO!

*In this chapter, we're using insults AS WELL AS comebacks. Enjoy ~Ryan

1. Oh wow! Bitch my DOG could come up with a better insult than that.

2. Tell me something I don't know.

3. Here's to your attitude and anger issues.

4. Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we sit down, have a cup of tea? Brew up a nice pot of kiss my ass?

5. *dick munch gives you the middle finger* Why don't you save that for a lonely night.

6. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

7.I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?

8. I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.

9. I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.

10. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

11. There is no vaccine against stupidity.

12. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.

13. Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.

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