3. Comebacks/Insults PART TWO!
*In this chapter, we're using insults AS WELL AS comebacks. Enjoy ~Ryan
1. Oh wow! Bitch my DOG could come up with a better insult than that.
2. Tell me something I don't know.
3. Here's to your attitude and anger issues.
4. Oh, we're playing nice now? Shall we sit down, have a cup of tea? Brew up a nice pot of kiss my ass?
5. *dick munch gives you the middle finger* Why don't you save that for a lonely night.
6. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
7.I hear you were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
8. I’d love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
9. I’ll never forget the first time we met – although I’ll keep trying.
10. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?
11. There is no vaccine against stupidity.
12. If your brain was chocolate it wouldn’t fill an M&M.
13. Keep talking, someday you’ll say something intelligent.