For Never & Always

Ryan, and Kat. Best friends, and we're helping y'all with this. In this thing here is advice on life, and other stuff. FOREWARNING; There will be cursing, ranting and bitching.

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2. Comebacks to Use on Jackasses

Jackasses (n): People that think they are better than everyone else. Reasons for which are unknown though theories state that they think they are 'popular'.

Jackasses include; Jocks, preppy bitches, sluts, cheerleaders, ect.

 

1. No matter how hot you think you are, remember this. The teletubbies will ALWAYS be hotter than you. (Kat's font)

2. I think your mistaking me for someone who gives a damn!

3. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

4. I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

5. If you're gonna be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

6. Wow, you're even dumber than you look.

7. The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?

8.Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you abuse the privilege.

9.Don't piss me off today, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

10.A girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes you!! YOU CAN KISS MY Ass!

11. I am not anti-social, I just don't like you

12. There are some stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it.

13. Eureka! You've discovered I’m different than you.

14. You're just pissed cause you're your tampon's in to far

15. I'm not fat I have a protective layer covering my six pack!

16. It's a bird! It's a plane! NO! It's the damn that I don't give! (Ryan's font)

17. Yeah and I'll start caring of what you think of me when a blind man sees a legless man walk across the ocean!

18. How long did it take you to come up with that one?

19. I bet you were up all night trying to come up that one.

20. Wow. You know, that would really hurt, you know, if I actually cared what you think.

21. Until you understand who I am, why I do the shit I do, you have no right to make fun of me or make snide remarks.

22. I haven't heard THAT big a lie since my ex-best friend told me that "We'll be best friends forever! I promise that will never change no matter what happens!"

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