"YAY YOU FIXED HER!" Louis shouted. Megan was still looking a little confused, yet her face was lit up with happiness that this whole situation right now is real.
"Hi..." Megan said shyly, blushing very much.
"ELLO THAAAAAR" Louis screamed back at her, giving her a big hug.
"LOU PUT HER DOWN SHE BE IN A FRAGILE STATE" I yelled.
He frowned at me, still not letting Megan go. "But... but....bu---"
I interrupted. "PUT HER DOWN NOW OR I WILL TAKE YOUR MANHOOD AWAY"
He let go of her quickly giving me a look of horror. "You MONSTER"
"MO! I kinda was having a GOOD moment here! WHY MUST YOU TAKE THESE THINGS AWAY FROM THE MEGAN?!?"
"Bitch PUH-LEASE, I am older than you, YOU LISTEN TO ME"
"I learned a LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago not to listen to you." She retorted.
"I AM OFFENDED"
"Hey, you said it yourself.. It was your words, not mine!"
"I do NOT remember EVER saying such words!"
This whole time all 5 boys were placing bets on who would win this argument. Louis and Harry were for Megan, and and rest were for me. Lou and Haz were trying to get at least Zayn on their side, it seemed like THEY were even arguing about who was gonna win!
"What the hell are you guys doing?" Megan and I said at the same time towards the boys.
They stopped arguing and looked at us.
"Ahhhhhh... Ehhhhhh.. Uhhhhhhhh.. Uhmmmmmm.... nothing...." Niall said sounding scared.
"Mhmmm." Megan hummed. "ANYWAYS, I'm hungry. Mo do we have dino nuggets?"
"No, Megan. No I don't. When do I ever have dino nuggets?"
Her face dropped. "But.. but... but I love dino nuggets..." she whimpered..
"SARCASM. S A R C A S M , MEGAN. IT. IS. SARCASM."
"Oh... BLONDE. IM BLONDE." She yelled holding up her blonde hair
"I know, Megan. I know."
I walked to the kitchen to get the dino nuggets started.
Oven: set to 450
Pan: Has the whole bag dumped onto it.
7 hungry people: ready to eat.
Niall kept asking every minute "MOMMY ARE THE DINO NUGGETS DONE YETTTT?!
"Niall, I am NOT your mother."
"But.. But.. Liam is Daddy Direction. So then you HAVE to be Mommy Direction." he stated
I smiled at this. I didnt mean to, but I just couldnt contain it. I looked at Liam. He was smiling too, blushing as well.
"Well okay then." I say, turning my attention back to the dino nuggets.
7 minutes later, I called to all of them. "DINO NUGGETS ARE READYYYYY!"
There was a stampede in my kitchen. Wait.. we're missing some people
Lets see here... Niall, obviously, Zayn.. Harry.. Liam.. Lou and Megan?
I walked out of the kitchen to find Megan and Lou on the couch caught in conversation. They were so lost with each other they didnt hear me talking to them.
"Megan, the dino nuggets are done!" no answer
"Lou, get yo ass up." still, no answer.
I walked behind them, annoyed, and pushed their heads together. Their heads hit.
"OW" they yelled simultaneously, rubbing their heads.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR?" Megan yelled.
"Get your asses up food's done."
"OH YAY DINO NUGGETS" Megan screamed, again, getting up and running to the kitchen. Louis followed her. And then I followed them into the kitchen too.
When I got to the pan, there was only one dino nugget left.
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, YOU LEAVE ME ONE DINO NUGGET!?!"
They all looked at me with innocence, except Niall, his mouth was full of dino nuggets.
"Ok I want 1 dino nuggets from everyone and 4 from Niall."
Everyone groaned and handed over the nugget and Niall did with a sad face.
After we finished eating, I walked out the back door. Everyone soon followed. The pool was asking for someone to be pushed into. Niall was standing at the edge of the pool, easy target. I ran up right pushed him in. He came up for air. I was laughing so hard. The next thing I knew was that Niall jumped up and grabbed my waist and pulled me into the cool water. Zayn pushed Louis in, but he was holding Megan's hand so she fell in too. Harry pushed Zayn in as payback for pushing Megan and Lou in, but he lost balance and fell in also. Liam was the only one not in the water.
“I WIN!” he screamed at the top of his lungs.
I laughed and jumped out of the pool.
“HEY LEEEEYUMMMMM” I screamed, running towards him. “LET ME LOOOOOVE YEWWWWW” I gave him a huge hug, getting him wet. Then I purposely fell into the pool so then I could take him with me.
“NOT FAIR” he said as we emerged from the water.
All I could do was smile.
“Yeah I don’t play fair. You will need to learn that. I’m gonna change into my swimsuit, Megan come with me.”
“Ok.” She complied.
We ran up to our rooms and got changed into our swimsuits. We walked down the stairs and we heard a knock at the door. I answered the door and all I saw was a huge bouquet of flowers.
“Is this the Stessman residence?” the flower man asked.
“Yes it is.”
“Here are your flowers Miss.”
I took the flowers expecting they were from Dennis to Peg. I set them on the counter and looked at the note that came with them.
“I found you Morgan.
SHIT he found me.