I'd like to dedicate this chapter to just my thoughts and reactions as I walked down the street and on the subway, because I think you'd want to know.
God, it's cold in New York. Can S'more see from under that hood? No, nope, just walked into a fat woman. DANG she's chubby! And pissed. Walk fast, walk fast.
One smoker, two smoker, three smoker, four smoker... oh that's not a cigarette it's just cold.
What kind of idiot leaves a beer bottle on the street?
Aww, that man is homeless! I better give him a quarter...
"Izzy, I think he's drunk!" Mickey whispered urgently as she pulled me away.
"Oops." I said, and blushed.
Oh, are we here? Why are we going underground? Oh my, there's a Red Bull on the stairs. Heheh, S'more just tripped over it. Did he even notice? His shoes are wet. Now there's a puddle of Red Bull. Oh, here come the flies. Ew, gum. Ew, more gum. Ew, that guy's pissing on a wall. Walk fast, walk fast!
"Ew!" Emma shrieked as she saw the man.
"Don't pay attention to it." Shawn patted her.
They're such a cute couple...
OH MY GOD THAT WAS LOUD WHAT IS THAT? Oh, it's the subway. Sick.
It's just like a train, but underground! But more people getting on and less doors. Hey lady, don't push me! Ew, those are disgusting seats. Am I going to have to hold on to one of these poles? How do those kids not notice how dirty this place is? Ew, why is that guy going for Ty's butt? OH!
"Ty!" I nudged him. "That man is trying to steal your phone!"
He turned around, quickly, and gave the man a tough look. He walked away, shamefully.
Heheh, sucker. AH, WHY IS IT STOPPING? Oh, we're here. Cool. Thank god, we get to leave! Hey, lady, don't push me again!