6. Morning Madness
The next morning I decided to have a lie in, cause, you know, I don't have a job anymore. I knew Kay wasn't at home, she would be at the zoo. She is a zoo keeper. She really wanted to work at Philip Island, in Australia (where we are originally from) but the offer (from me!) to move to London for a while was too great. So now she works at the local zoo with the penguins and she loves it!
At about 10:30AM I decided I should probably get up and eat something. But, then again, I hate breakfast, so I had a glass of apple juice and then put the T.V. on and sat there, eating ice-cream, mourning my loss of job.
I woke up to my phone ringing. I wondered who it could be at such an early time in he morning, then I realized it was 10:30AM! How'd it get so late? It was an unknown number. I wondered who it was going to be as I answered "Hey, this is Louis!" all I heard was screaming. Great, a fan found out my number. The screaming continued as I held the phone away from my ear. Harry stuck his head through the door with a questioning look on his face to which I said, "Fan found my number." he mouthed back "0hhhhh." and left me to it.
The screaming continued and I knew I couldn't let them scream forever so I yelled over into the phone "hey, hey HEY! SHUSH!" silence, awesome!
I heard a timid voice "is that.. Is that really Louis Tomlinson?" I pondered what to say, of I said yes, then the number would be over the internet within seconds but if I said no I would feel terrible later. "Yes, it is Louis Tomlinson, AND NO MORE SCREAMING!" this time there was more silence but I heard a conversation in the background "well! Say something!"
Then the voice that rung me said "I don't know what to say!"
The second voice said something again, "OI! Just give me the phone and I'll speak to him!" I heard the phone being passed over. I chuckled and then I heard the second voice again but this time it was speaking to me. "Hi I'm Jamie, nice to meet you. I am a massive fan and one day we are gonna get married." she said that in all seriousness too.
"Hi Jamie, nice to meet you too, one question, how old are you?"
"Why don't I believe you ?"
"Well, I have to go and don't tell anyone this number. You don't want to know the consequences."
"Okay! I Love You! Bye!"
"Bye!" I hung up laughing.