17. Evil+Ominous Actions
Ok so our plan changed a little bit, but it will be the most hilarious thing I've ever done in my life. Louis was on his way to the beach house, and I was on my way to Harry's. this was going to be fantastic!
I walked up to the front door and knocked. Harry opened the door pretty quickly.
"Oh, hi Ash." Harry waved.
"Hey Styles!" I yelped and walked inside.
"Harry I need to talk to you, Louis is terrible!" I screamed.
"Wait, what did you just say?!" He sounded very nervous.
"I said that Louis was terrible! I thought he was totally great at first but... He is seriously just a huge, ginormous byotch!" I yelped. Harry looked super confused.
"Are you sure? You guys were perfect." He said.
"Were! That's past not present! Besides I like someone else." I scootched closer to Harry. He scooted away from me, "Someone who is completely sexier." I scootched torwards him again, he scooted away, "Someone with a deep, hunky voice." He leaned away from me, "I'm in love with his shaggy, brown curls." I leaned in closer to him.
Harry was terrified, "Ashlyn... " he said.
"What Harry? You know you want me." I whispered into his ear.
I leaned in super close until our faces were only an inch away from eachother. I closed my eyes. I reached into my back pocket.
I opened my eyes and slapped him.
"Ow! What the hell is your problem you big..." He yelled. I knew he was going to call me a bitch.
"Hey! I am no bitch, this whole thing was called payback. Look in the mirror Hazz." He turned around and looked into the mirror. Planted on his case was the word Loser in black ink. "I hope you remember that the next time you want to pull a prank on me.
I stook my tongue out at him. We both laughed, I hugged Harry.
I was in the beach house with Kay. I started my act.
"Hi Kay Kay!" I yelped.
"Um, hi Lou." She said, I could tell she was suspicious.
"Can you do me a favor?" I asked.
"Sure?" She was totally confused, exactly what I wanted.
"Will you come with me to court for a restraining order?" I asked. She bounced back.
"What the hell?!" She yelled.
"Yea, Ashlyn is a little..." I made a "looney" motion with my hands. "Crazy, if you know what I mean." I said.
"Actually I don't know what you mean. I thought you two were in love!" She screamed.
"Were, that's the past... This is the present Kay. Anywho, I just need you to know that it's not going to work. I need you to tell Ash." I said.
"No! I, I won't. You love Ashlyn and you know it! You're a fool, think again." She said convincingly.
I looked at her, "Can I tell you a secret?" I asked.
"Whatever!" She snapped.
I leaned into her ear. As I was about to speak I reached my hand in my pocket and slapped it onto her shoulder.
"Ow! What the bloody hell was that about?!" She screamed rubbing her arm.
I laughed immensely, "You're too easy!" I yelped and pointed her arm. It now said "Gullible" on it, "Keep this in mind the next time you want to pull a little "prank" on us."
We both laughed and hugged.
Oooooo, I love payback!