"Are they here yet?" I asked Liam as we watched the terminal for Alesia and Niall who were coming back any minute now. "They should be here any minute now babe," Liam said. "I see them!" I yelled in Liam's ear. "ALLIE!" Alesia screamed as we ran towards each other. "ALESIA!" I screamed back. "I like Niall's prom crown," I continued as I was on twitter. "I took it off Jake's head remember? You pried me off him dude," Alesia said. Now I remember. "Oh yeah. I wonder if he's still as big of an ass as he was then," I said looking at Alesia with a funny face because he had a thing for her."Oh shut up! I hate Jake. He only liked me for my ass and boobs," Alesia said pointing to her ass and boobs.
"Yeah true. He follows me on twitter and friended me on facebook. Well he tried, but didn't succeed. He keeps asking me if your single see," I said pointing to my phone which had a new message from him 2 seconds ago. "Give me your phone for a sec," Alesia said as we walked out of the airport to the car. "Sure here you go," I said giving her my phone as we got in the car.
"I need to let him know I hate him, but how do I say it 'Hey I'm with Niall back off ass hole'?" I asked Allie. "Yeah sounds good to me," she said watching me type the message out on her phone. -Hey Jake it's Alesia. I'm with Niall now so back the fuck off okay!? I hate you so much that I can't even describe it! You're the biggest perve I've ever met. Stay away from me you asshole!- "There and send. Now hopefully he leaves you and me alone! If not I have to get out the big guns," I said. "Okay I'm ready for anything!" Niall said. "Not you babe, Zayn," I said laughing as I said it. "Why not me?" Niall asked. "Because Zayn walks around going 'I'm a Bradford bad boy yo!' Duh," I said laughing harder. "Wow I like how I'm loved," Louis said.
"Okay, Okay. Niall you can be the big guns, Louis and Zayn are back up, Liam and Harry are double backup, and Allie is the bitch that may or may not have to come out," I said. "I'm ready for anything," Allie said cracking her knuckles and her neck. "Oh yeah like I can actually fight. You have too much faith in me," Liam said. "Aww you pussy," Allie said poking him in the back of the head. "Hey. I'm not a pussy," Liam said defending himself. "Yes you are. Last Christmas when you didn't get the present you wanted from ME, you freaked out and every time I go to kick you in the nuts, you flinch," I said to Liam from the backseat of the car. "Oo Jake messaged me, well you back," Allie said looking at me.
"What did he say?! WHAT. DID. HE. SAY woman?!" I said to Allie. "He said 'Why would you pick Niall over me. You're making a huge mistake' Wow he's an ass,' Allie said. "Give me your phone again," I said to Allie. She handed me her phone. -because he's the only guy besides the boys that doesn't look at me as just another piece of ass.- "I really wanna kick his ass," Niall said. "How did we become friends with him?" I asked him. "He used to live in the house on the other side of mine," Niall said. "Oh yeah right. Now he lives here just like us," I said hating the fact we were close together.