*At The Club*
When we went into the club, Niall and Alesia went right to the bar, figures. Liam and I went to the dance floor. It was so much fun. Alesia came over to me with a margarita in both hands. She handed me one. She knows me so well. After we finished our drinks, 'My Hump' by Black Eye Peas came on. Alesia grabbed Niall and I grabbed Liam. We were grinding on the boys when a random dude came up to Alesia. "Hey hotty," the dude said over the music. "Leave me alone I'm with someone," Alesia said defending herself. "Who's that guy?" he said pointing at Niall, "You could do so much better. You could have me babe. I'm sexy."
"Look I said I'm with someone. He's my boyfriend. I suggest you leave before this becomes an issue," she said. I'm so proud of her. I hope he keeps going so either her or Niall kicks his ass. "Oh come on he's ugly as fuck," the dude said. Okay he's done it come on Alesia kick his ass bitch! "What the fuck did you just say asshole?" she asked him really pissed off now. I can tell by the amount of swear words. "I said he's ugly as fuck. Did you hear me this time def little bitch," the dude said. About that time Alesia's hand made a fist and she punched him square in the face. "Don't ever say that again or I will seriously fuck you up. You got that?" She said. "Stay down bitch," she said as the dude tried to get back up.
After about 5 minutes, we all met up at the bar. "So how's everyone's night so far?" Louis asked us. "Alesia got hit on by this random dude," I said. "Same here," Perrie said. "Wow I guess we're hot bitches," Alesia said. "Did you get called a bitch by the dude that hit on you," Perrie asked Alesia.
"Yeah then I punched him in the face. It felt nice," I said. "I kicked him in the balls," Perrie said. "When the dude tried to get up, I told him to stay down bitch," I said. "Wow," Eleanor said. "Who wants some shots of patron?" I asked ready to get drunk. "Me!" everyone said. "10 shots of patron please," I said to the bar tender. "Yeah sure. Hey aren't you guys from that one band? What's it called? One Direction?" the bar tender asked us pointing to the boys. "Yeah we're One Direction," Harry said. "Oh well all drinks are on the house," he said. "Wait so all the drinks I got before are also on the house?" I asked him. "Yeah all celebs get free drinks," he said.
Then, out of the corner of my eye, I see Andy Samuels, Liam's buddy, walking over to us. "What's up Samuels?" Allie said to him. At this point Allie is drunk and I mean drunk. "Nothing much babes," Andy said. Liam downed about 3 shots of patron. We sat at the bar for 5 minutes. We had more shots of patron. Liam had 10 shots, Niall had 15 shots, I had 10, Allie had 10, Perrie had 5, Zayn had 5, Louis had 10, El had 10, Harry had 10, Jess had 5, and Andy had 10. Liam was so drunk that he didn't see Andy and Allie making out.