I woke up the next morning and I saw a little African girl staring at me with really big eyes.
"Daaaaaaaaaamn you're one fat girl!" She pokes my cheek. I blinked, this girl was very blunt, just so you can really picture her, she's super blunt. Like she'll tell you straight up 'Hell yeah, bitch. You look mother fucking fat in that there damn dress.' Without even batting an eyelash.
"I guess I can't judge ya since ya saved me from that damn cat... Say, what's yer WISH?" She stretched herself and started floating up to the ceiling. Yes, she floated up to the ceiling! "Ya want me to get rid of all this extra weight? I can do it ya no? It's not like I just got my wand yesterday. I didn't steal it or anything!" She was fidgeting a lot, I could obviously tell that she was lying. "Bitch, what chu lookin at?" I jumped, this girl who looked like she was 10 was spitting out these bad words like yesterday's milk...
"I-I was just surprised, how did you get into my house?" I asked her, my eyes were wide, I could feel them just... expanding?
"How you think I got in here? Does it look like I broke in?" I looked around everything was fine. So I shook my head. "Does it look like I fell in here?" I looked at my ceiling carefully, there were no holes. So I shook my head, she pointed at the mouse's box, "Do you know where that mouse it?" I shook my head. It was, in fact, GONE! "Yer looking at her! The name's La-a, that's LUH-DASH-UH, but ya'll call me LaLa. That's fine too." I shook my head again.
"Are you a fairy? Like in Cinderella?" I was doubtful. What if I was dreaming I asked.
"Man, something wrong with this bitch, tell me girl. Why ya'll still believing in this mambo jumbo? I mean seriously? Yer probably like 16? Ya still believe in Santy Clause too?" She laughs, she sounded a little bit like Nicki Minaj, I mean before she got that throat surgery... " But yea, I'm a fairy! I'm here to grant you a wish! Actually, I can grant all ya wishes, I just feel fo realz tired so we start with one a day, understand?"
I didn't but, if my wish could finally come true, I'll try to understand everything my small brain could!