21. I Am A Man Now
Closer than I think, obviously it was going to be either Kyle or Ricky. They were the only ones I had actual contact with, I went shopping to clear my mind but it didn't help at all. I realized I didn't have money to shop, my house will be taken away because 'Cindy' died, and worst of all; I don't have a single penny. All my clothes were magic generated, I had a few dresses but I had used all my allowance to buy them; I looked down at my clothes, what it LaLa was getting weak and my clothes fade in broad daylight? I couldn't help but worry so I set out to find a job, I started out with McDonald's; surprisingly they were still up and running and as wealthy as ever.
I don't know what happened, but I was rejected. I continued my search and was rejected probably 5 times before a short man in a business suit approached me.
"Ahh! Mon chéri, you are just what I am looking for! You scream MODEL MATERIAL! Please get into my car and I shall make you famous!" He motions towards a nice looking Mercedes Benz, I was skeptical.
"Sorry mister, I am actually a man." I pause, his reaction was priceless! "I like to dress as women because I like their clothes." His mouth was wide open, his face was carved into a very shocked face.
"A MAN?! No no! No MAN can have legs like these! Or hair like these!" He pulls on my hair and then SNIFFS it. "Ahh, the feel of silk and the smell of strawberries, you are young and fresh! Please! I shall pay big bucks!" He rubs his fingers together, but I shook my head, being a model now was too big, I need to start out slow. "Well! Please take my card, I shall be waiting in my office!" He shoves his card into my hand and skips to his car, joyously clapping his hands and kicking his feet together.
"But I am a man! Will you still accept me?" He looks behind and gives me a thumbs up from over his shoulders.
"No one will know! We are desperate! I shall anticipate you, hahaha!" The little man jumps into his car and drives away. I face palm myself, I had just created another lie; that poor man, he believed me!