Funny Texts !!

All statements/questions with the silliest answer you could think of!!!

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Jack

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---Dude you left your phone at my house

---...

---Hello?

---Jack?

---WHY ARNT YOU ANSWERING?

---Oh...

 

 

Emma

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---So there were three blondes walking on a trail. The first one said "those look like dear tracks." The second one said "no. They're totally moose tracks!" The third one said "Nope, they're goat tracks." ...And then a train hit them.

Haha !! So wait, what kindah tracks were they??---

--- ...-__-

 

 

Cal

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So I heard you like bad boys...---

---Sure...?

Well, not to brag or anything, but one time I went to the movies...---

I didn't turn off my cell phone (: ---

 

 

Andy

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---Andy I can't find my phone anywhere

Seems like u have another problem too---

---What's that?

Some dude has stole it and is texting me off it---

---O.O   D:<   Who!?

Some really stupid person---

---Yeah, really stupid!

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David

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---So yesterday I was in a restaraunt and I really needed to pass gas.

---And...

---The music was really loud and I did it.

---Yeah...?

---Then I realised I was listening to my ipod !!

---HAHAHAHAHA

 

 

Olivia

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Hey its Olivia and this is my new number :) xx ---

---Heyy so you've got a new phone too?

Yeah I have, my other one broke xx---

---Ohh, how did that happen?

I put it on airplane mode threw it up in the air...worst transformer ever ):

 

 

Kenneth

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---Hey x

Heyy, we could be friends or we could be more than friends if you know what i mean by that ;) ---

---BestFriends??!!

No, more ;)---

---OMG MEGA BESTRFRIENDS :D

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Cameron

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We have no bread again---

Even prisoners have bread---

I'm moving in with Michael---

Wanna know why?---

He has bread---

---Dude, it's just bread ok?

I love bread---

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