Ma mama, Babazuleh

The boys in One Direction and the "vampires" in Twilight come together in holiness as they were given a message from the Angel Pythagoras that they needed to receive a message from the Holy Mother... MAMA BABAZULEH.

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1. The Angel come Hither

They were there. So were One Direction. Their hair looked good, their blood must taste better. taylor Swift was there. But as Bella was there she felt... threatened. She started writing for her new album. She left. 

Then the sun started shining, Edward started sparkling. So did his weave. It was friggin ratchet. But it wasn't the sun. It was the angel Pythagoras. 

He gave us a scroll. The ribbon was pretty. It was soft, velvety like the Bunny- Bieber. It said 

"My vampires and my slightly female boy band. I call upon thee. To meet me. At the Fountain of the ghetto, near the hills of doom in Swagville. Be quick, my cherubs, be quick.

- Mama Babazuleh"

So we went, the journey was long. Jacob and Renesmee ditched us to do God knows what. Then we arrived at the sparkling river and we saw her. Mama Babazuleh.\

The birds and the deer be singing:

OHHHH BABAZULEH. OHHHHHH SEXY LADYYY. opp opp opp opp. OPPAN MAMA STYLE.

Then she spoke to us from her cave in the flowers, in a Jamaican, really cool accent.

"Oh ma dear children. Of Eart'. I speaking to you from da heavens. above. You will die on the 21st of December. Its only you as legend says the world shall be cleansed of pisstaking-ness. So its you. bye bye children, bye bye."

She left. We be scared.

 

 

Bye.

 

 

THE END.

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