The Funny Poems

Laugh your head off while reading these poems as they take you for an adventure in funny land...

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3. Food

I Like to Eat!

I like hotdogs
I like beans,
I like eating in my jeans.
I like french fries
I like ham
I like eating in my jams.
I like cookies
I like pie
I like eating in my tie.
I like bagels
I like lox
I like eating in my socks.
I like pancakes
I like molasses
I like eating in my glasses.
I like veggies
I like fruit
I like eating in my boots.


I Eat

I eat apples-
crunch, crunch, crunch
I eat sandwiches-
munch, munch, munch
I eat lollipops-
lick, lick, lick
But I eat ice cream
quick, quick, quick!



Wash Your Hands

Wash your hands,
Before you eat,
A good health rule,
That's hard to beat.
For better work,
For better play,
Eat three good meals,
Every day



Lunch Box

Lunch box, lunch box,
what's for lunch?
Peanut butter sandwich
and celery to crunch.
Carrots and bananas
and an apple to munch.
A bite, and a bite and A BITE
AND A BITE!
Now I'm heavy and my lunchbox is light!


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