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1. FIVE 100% FUNNY JOKES

1:If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?

2:The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I’ll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once there UNBETABLE

3:My therapist says I have a problem with vengence. We’ll see about that!

4:A man walks into a chemist’s and says, ‘Can I have a bar of soap, please?’ The chemist says, ‘Do you want it scented?’ And the man says, ‘No, I’ll take it with me.

5:Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! 

 

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