DOG

This story is about a dog called...wait for it...DOG! (All caps.) this is how he thinks and does thigs. sorry if u dont find this funny. i trieded to make it funny. i hope it is. this is based a bit on doug from the film UP. I don't know if you've seen it but it is a very good film. i recomend it.

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4. CHRISTMAS

i like christmas. i get presents. and the owners person comes round. they bring DOGG. it is good because there is other people to sniff. and other bottoms to sniff. i only get to sniff bottoms when i go for walks. but my owner pulls me off so i cant sniff them for long. that is annoying. almost as annoying as when the cat eats my food. i get presents at christmas. like a toy squirrel. i know it is a toy because it stays still and does not run up trees. that is good. i don't like it when they run up trees. i don't think squirrels taste nice. i tried mine and all white fluff came out of it. it didn't taste nice . it got stuck in my teeth. my owner told me off becuase he said squirrels should have heads. i don't know what he means. i think he's angry at me for tasteing the toy squirrel.

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