This story is about a dog called...wait for it...DOG! (All caps.) this is how he thinks and does thigs. sorry if u dont find this funny. i trieded to make it funny. i hope it is. this is based a bit on doug from the film UP. I don't know if you've seen it but it is a very good film. i recomend it.


8. CAT

the cat ate my food agin. naughty cat. he also chased away all my squirrels. naughty naughty cat. i then chased the cat because i had no squirrels left. WOOF. but then my owner put on his cross face on again and the cat hissed. scary cat. i dont like cats now. they eat my food and chase my squirrels and they hiss at my. naughty naughty naughty cat. WOOF. but today the cat left a yellow puddle on the floor which tasted like the yellow water in the big white bowl. yuck. the cat got put outside and i got to eat my food. nom nom nom.

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