This story is about a dog called...wait for it...DOG! (All caps.) this is how he thinks and does thigs. sorry if u dont find this funny. i trieded to make it funny. i hope it is. this is based a bit on doug from the film UP. I don't know if you've seen it but it is a very good film. i recomend it.



there was a new person today. it was loud. and small.and smelly. his eyes kept leaking. so did his bottom. he was especially smelly when that happened. my owner had his cross face on. i really needed the toilet and my owner wouldn't take me out.  so i went on the loud,small,smelly thing. my owner was very loud then. he said i should go outside. i did not want to go outside then because there was sticky white stuff outside.

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