To My Buhnnies :P

THIS IS FOR MY BUHNNY BOOS! IT SHALL BE RANDOM AS CRAP!
ENJOY!

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3. Pickup Lines (Cheesy Warning)

Woah... Haven't updated this in FOREVER. LOL. So here are some funny pic up lines for ya'll. I love #2 and #10. Lol

1. Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?

2. Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.

3. Are you from Tennesse? Cuz your the only ten I see.

4.  Is that a mirror in your pockett? Cuz I see me in your pants.

5. If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

6. If I were a stoplight, I turn red everytime I saw you so I could stare at you just a bit longer.

7. Your beauty makes the sun look like a dull glimmer of the moon

8. For a moment I thought I'd died and gone to heaven, then I realized I'm very much alive and hevan is right in frount of me.

9.  Can I have the key? [to where?] Your heart

10. Do you have a BandAid? Because I scrapped my knee falling for you.

11. I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

12.  Most people like to watch the Olymipics because they only happen once every 4 years. But I'd rather talk to you, because metting someone like you only happens once in a life time.

13. There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it.

14. You look beautiful today, and everyday.

15. You have somthing in your eye. Oh wait... It's just a sparkle.

16. Are you lost? Heaven is a long way from here.

17. Would you touch my arm so I can tell my friends I was touched by an angel.

18. Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask how you looked.

19. I seemed to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

20. I don't have a library card. Do you mind if I check you out?

21. There must be something wrong with my eyes because I can't take them off of you.

22. Your lips look lonely. Would you like them to meet mine?

23. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

24. *as he/she is leaveing* Hey aren't you forgetting something? [What?] Me.

25. Do you remember me? [No.] Oh that's right. We've only meet in dreams.

26. Somebody better call God. One of his angels is missing.

27.  When do you have to go back to heaven?

28. If I had to chose between breathing and loving you, I'd use my last breath to tell you I love you.

29. How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm (your name)

30. (hold out hand) Will you hold this for me while I go for a walk?

31.  On a scale of 1-10 you are a 9. I'm the one you need.

32. Do I know you. Because you look just like my next girl/boyfriend

33. I've had a bad day and it always makes me happy to see a pretty girl/boy smile. So could you smile for me?

34. I think I can die happy now because I've seen a pice of heaven.

35. How does it feel to be the most beautiful person in the room?>

36. You should be someone's wife/ husband. Oh hey look at that! I'm avalible.

37. If God made anything more bautiful then you, he must have keep it for himself.

38. Want to see a beautiful person (hold up a mirror to person)

39. Someone call the police. You jsut stole my heart.

40.  Hey cupid called. He says he needs my heart back.

 

I hope you like these. Sorry I haven't updated this movella in FOREVER. lol.

 

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