This'll make ya laugh

This is a movella of stuff that makes me laugh...

hope u like it!


2. Jokes!

Teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other, what do I have in total?

Me: A drinking problem


Teacher: if you have 10 cupcakes and somebody wants 4, how many do you have left?

Me: 10

Teacher: Ok, if somone forcibly took 4, what would you have left?

Me: 10 and a dead body


Mum: Darling, does your new teacher like you?

Me: Course she does, look at the x's on my exam sheet.


Doctor doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains!

Calm own and pull yourself together!




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