Jokes and riddles

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1. joke of the day

 JOKE: What lies at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A: A nervous shipwreck!

RIDDLE: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. What am I?

A: The letter e. End, timE, spacE, Every placE

JOKE: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?

A: To draw the curtains

 

RIDDLES:

What is in seasons, seconds, centuries and minutes but not in decades, years or days?

A: tHE LETTER 'N'.

JOKES:What did the math book say to the other math book?

A :Boy do I have problems.

 

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