how to eat cheese and other things

This story is about how to eat cheese and eat other things. It says almost all in the title. You may even learn how to kill a potato. I love to eat cheese and kill potatoes. Hope you do too.

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3. flying is easy

              Today I will teach you how to fly. It's easy and there is a 98% chance that you will not live.

 

     Step 1. Rename yourself to Sophie

     Step 2. Buy a ladder.... because "Sophie Needs a Ladder"

                                                                      -DeadMau5

     Step3. Say "I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!" In a singing voice.

 

 

     Step 4. Jump off the ladder into a shark mouth and then B LAM O !!!!!!!!! you'll be flying off a

   mountain when Niall Horan laughs aloud, you'll be flying off a

   mountain when Niall Horan laughs aloud ohh ooohh owowawohhhhhhhhh you'll be flying yess    you'll be flying     and

                                                               My lesson has paid off well, no.

 

 

                                See ya later, flying penguin brobots

                       

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