Adorable bunny

This is all sorts of funny jokes that with make you burst out laughing...

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1. Jokes on u

How many rabbits does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one if it hops right to it.

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In order to catch a rabbit,

you must hide behind a tree and put up carrots.

Nibble nibble...

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How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it!

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How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?

Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

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What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?

A 14 carrot ring!

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Why did the bunny eat the wedding ring?

 Because he heard it was 18 carrots!

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What did the rabbits do after their wedding?

 They went on their bunnymoon!

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What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style?

 Hip-Hop!

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What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?

Two rabbits on Rollerblade!

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What’s a rabbit’s favorite game?

Hopscotch!

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Why did the bunny cross the road?

He wanted to prove he could hip hop!

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Did you hear about the rich rabbit?

He was a millionhare!
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  What Kind of Books do Rabbits Read?

 Ones with Hoppy Endings.

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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from?
Mother Rabbit: I’ll tell you when you’re older.
Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician’s hat.

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Do you know why rabbits jump?

Because they are “HOPPY”

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An infant rabbit was orphaned.

Fortunately though,

a family of squirrels took it in and raised it as if it were

one of their own.

This led to some strange behaviors on the part of the rabbit.

That they raised him like a squirrel.

One day he had a problem and told his step parents and gave a big hug.

"Don't worry, hoppy",

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