Little Book of Chat Up Lines

Little Book Of Chat Up lines.....

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78. For Potterheads With Dirty Minds

1. Ever heard of Platform 9 and three quarters? Well I can think of something with the exact same measurements.

2. One night with me, and you'll be known as Moaning Myrtle.

3. Did you invent the spell "Expecto Patronum"? Because you make something vast and silver erupt from my wand.

4. You look like you'd be a good Quidditch player. Want to ride my broomstick?

5. Want to make some magic? My wand is at the ready.

6. I'm not wearing an Invisibility Cloak, but can I still visit your Restricted Section?

7. Wanna know why they call me Oliver Wood? Because I'm a keeper.

8. My name's not Luna, but I sure can Lovegood.

9. Hagrid's not the only giant around, if you know what I mean.

10. Is that a Basilisk fang in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

11. When you go to bed tonight, can I Slytherin?

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