Little Book of Chat Up Lines

Little Book Of Chat Up lines.....


11. Dirty Minds Will Get These

1. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?

2. Are you good at maths? (Yes.) Well let's go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and get multiplying.

3. Do you know what would look good on you? (No) Me!

4. Your dress looks good, on the floor next to my bed.

5. Licks finger and rubs it on other person's shirt. Let's get you out of those wet clothes.

6. If you were a door, I'd bang you all day long.

7. You remind me of my pinky toe. (Why?) Because you're short, cute, and I'm definitely going to bang you on my couch soon.

8. What's got 40 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk? (Dunno.) My zipper.

Niall The Nerd should like these ones best! XD

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