Little Book of Chat Up Lines

Little Book Of Chat Up lines.....

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5. Dedicated To The King Of Chat-Up Lines, Howard Wolowitz

1. You must be the square root of -1, because you can't be real.

2. Are you made of copper and tellurium, because you are CuTe.

3. Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium, because you are be-au-ti-full.

4. Baby, you turn my floppy disc, into a hard drive.

5. I wish I was your differential equation homework. Then I'd be hard, and you'd be doing me on your desk.

6. Do you love water? (yes) Then you must love 60% of me.

Thanks Howard!

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