The Only One

Hi, my name is Cayden. I'm a 13 year old boy. I'm a lot like everyone else, but there's one thing that sets us all apart. The line that draws directioner from directionator. I'm more than just a fan though. Dear Harry Styles, I love you.

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9. AUTHOR'S CONVERSATION (Not a Damn Chapter)

Julie Rodriguez, WHY MUST YOU WRITE THAT ABOUT MY ROOM?!?!
~AliiHoranx
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Alii Sarmiento. Why must you mention my full name? >.>

-izjulieduhx3

I know damn well that you didn't mention mine >:3

~AliiHoranx3

Well then, you wouldn't mind me mentioning your bio now would you?

-izjulieduhx3

No, not really :) SHELL MEAT LETTUCE CHEESE XD

~AliiHoranx3
 

So.. enjoy thinking about Niall Horan, Soaking wet, with water dripping down his perfectly pigmented skin standing two inches from your face, with his pants a litttleee too low.

Shell meat cheese cheese cheese

-izjulieduhx3

You ruined my imagination by misspelling 'low'

~AliiHoranx3

Itch please. I spelled it purrfucktly ;D

~ izjulieduhx3

Lies... How dare you lie to our fans....

~AliiHoranx3

I NEVER LIE TO MY POTATOES <]3

~ izjulieduhx3

Niqqa, they were MY potatoes first -.- IT'S ON BRO

~AliiHoranx3

LAQUIESHA PLEASE. NOW DEY OUR POTATOES AND STOP CHANGING "LOW" TO "KNOW"

~izjulieduhx3

fine! BUT YOU KNOW VERY WELL THAT YOU ORIGINALLY WROTE 'KNOW!'

~AliiHoranx3

UGH SO ~ LISTEN CHEWBACCA. MY FINGERS TYPED IT. NAWT ME ~~

~izjulieduhx3

According to Google, you actually spelled 'chewbacca' correctly! :O *claps like a retarded seal* LLN

~AliiHoranx3

OH IN YO FACE. I didn't choose the thug life, my mom picked it out for me ;)

-izjulieduhx3

Go pee...

~AliiHoranx3

SHUT UP YOU KNOW I HAD TO -.-

-izjulieduhx3

When you come back, imagine Liam, Harry, and Zayn walking up to you. They are shirtless and just a little wet. You accidentally say, "Let Malik you!" And then their pants fall. As usual, Harold has no underwear. ;3

~AliiHoranx3

Oh really, now imagine that was Nialler but then he presses you up to the wall and ya know "fg"  ;)

-izjulieduhx3

I wish I never taught you the basics of sign language... BUT ASDFGHJKL NIALL!!!! <3 <3 <3

~AliiHoranx3

Okay, are we done now Mrs. Horan? Just get the wedding over with so you can continue the fanfic ;]

-izjulieduhx3

Shut up Mrs. Payne. Liam probably banged you too hard last night! Your legs must still be sore xDDDD

~AliiHoranx3

THE SAD PART IS THAT MY LEGS ARE SOREEE D: <]3

-izjulieduhx3

So Liam WAS at your house last night ;)

~AliiHoranx3

I WISH HE STAYED ERMAHGERD asdfghjkl;

-izjulieduhx3

I wish Niall was here to protect me from the storm ._.

~AliiHoranx3

I WISH I COULD EAT WITH OUT GETTING FAT BUT LOOK HOW THAT'S WORKING OUT FOR ME

-izjulieduhx3

I have Nandos ;3

~AliiHoranx3

I bet you people have stopped reading this...

-izjulieduhx3

LOL okay. If you write the next chapter right here right now, I'll write the next three right after :3

~AliiHoranx3

Lol kay!! , IF YALL POTATOES STILL READING THIS, THE NEXT CHAPTER WILL BE WRITTEN NOW ;3

-izjulieduhx3

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