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1. WEB

 

FADE IN:

int. cave - unknown

Hundreds of spiders talk amongst their selves on their fly-less webs on the cave walls.  STEVE is frustrated & bored from the lack of food supply when talking to the optimistic JERRY while the dumb Trainspotting CARL hangs quietly in the background.

 

STEVE

Pffffft *sigh*, have you caught anything yet Jerry?

 

JERRY

No, you?

 

STEVE

(Thinking)

I don’t think I’ve caught a single

fly since making this web?

 

JERRY

No, no --  Actually now you’ve mentioned it,

I don’t think I have either-- Have you tried asking Carl?

 

STEVE

CARL YOU CAUGHT ANYTHING YET!?!

 

CARL

Uuum let me see *mumbles counting*

Nope -- Why did you Steve?

 

STEVE

Dammit, who’s idea was it to build all

these webs in this old cave, there’s nothing here?

 

JERRY

I thought it was Dennis’s plan?

 

STEVE

Oh, Dennis’s plan was it Denni’s--  Well what a fantastic idea

to lead us all to our doo-- w-where is he now where is he?

  I’m-I’m gonna kick him in the right in the SACK! 

 

CARL

He starved to death.

 

Carl points to Dennis’s lifeless corpse with X’s covering all 8 eyes.

 

JERRY

Ooh problem solved we’ll just eat him then.

 

Steve hits Jerry for his insolent plan.

 

STEVE

(Sarcastically)

Yeesss great plan & afterwards -

We can go back to starving again.

 

CARL

I think I might just have a weeee nibble on him

& gain some of Dennis’s genius -- nom-nom-nom.

 

They ignore Carl who scutters away to feed. 

 

STEVE

What about my kids what about Stevie Jr to Stevie Jr 2876 --

ARGH!?!  I can’t - I can’t believe we fell for it, we’re all

complete idiots we’re all going to starve in this bloody cave! --

SCREW IT I’M LEAVING!!!

 

Steve begins to exit by putting on a hat & grabbing a briefcase but Jerry tries to stop him.

 

JERRY

Hey Steve don’t be like that do you really

want a repeat of the Llama incident?

  Now look come back here, we can get

through this we just need a plan that’s all.

 

CARL

Has anyone got any ketchup?  No?

  What about mustard then?

 

STEVE

And I suppose you have a plan!

 

CARL

I do!

 

STEVE

SHUT UP!

 

JERRY

Well theirs plenty of bats and birds that fly

in here soo why don’t we catch them instead?

 

CARL

That’s a great plan!  At least easier than mine where I

try to incorporate & manifest the physical nature of

string theory with quantum dimensions where we

all get reincarnated as cheeese.

 

STEVE

No it’s not!  We would have to build some

kind of UBER web to cover the entire passage,

do you know how long that will take!?!

 

JERRY

I’m sure all those who are still alive will help out --

Come on don’t tell me you haven’t thought about

making the biggest web of all spider kind.  It’ll go

down in history and they will tell stories about

us for centuries about those who dared.

 

Steve thinks about it.

 

STEVE

Well a big web does sound kinda cool --

Alright I’m in!

 

The clock spins as their giant web spans across time till completion with Birds and bats getting stuck in the web.

 

JERRY

Just look at it, we did that!

 

CARL

LET’S EAT!!!

 

STEVE

I’m sorry I doubted you, this could

be the greatest day of my--

 

Indiana jones with a torch breaks open the web to pass it.

 

EVERYONE

AWWWWWW!!!!

 

STEVE

That damn MOTHER FUCKER!

 

THE END 

 

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