how to kidnap one direction

heres how to kidnap one direction, and make them your pets !!
its easy ! and fun! and legal! ~not!~


18. HI BOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



After Niall's fart cleared out, we celebrated our escape.

~BTW this is Louis' POV~

"Yay! We escaped from the crazy maniac named uhh....." I was cheering untill I became confused, what was her name??

"What was her name?" Zayn asked as I was about to.  

"I have no idea, let's go back and ask!"

"No!!!!" They all yell, but it is to late, I already used my butt's magic to bring us back. 

*Knock Knock* 

"Yes?" The crazy maniac opened the door and in the background an old lady was dancing to LMFAO. 

"What's your name?" I asked and I looked back to the other boys and smirked, but they weren't there. Must have only teleported myself. Meh.

"Bob."  The crazy maniac replied. I mean Bob replied.

"Oh." I stood there and we fell into an awkward silence.

"Hi Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I yelled and she took out a baseball bat and swung it at my head, but I ducked.

"Someone could get hurt with this you know!" I yelled and Z-snapped. Then I put my hands on my hips and gave her a sass look. 

"KEVIN?" I saw a Kevin behind her and ran into her house to get it. Once I got it I kissed its beak and turned around to walk out, but I couldn't because she was standing there with a chainsaw. 

"Umm..." I backed up and fell into the basement, the door closed and I heard a *click* ..

Uh Oh.. I can't use my bum powers unless I'm with the other boys.... 


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