how to kidnap one direction

heres how to kidnap one direction, and make them your pets !!
its easy ! and fun! and legal! ~not!~

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1. getting ready

to kidnap one direction, you will need many things.

such as:

rope

ducttape

shotgun

tazor

mysterious black van ~ totally unmysterious~

unicorn named BOB with a carrot as a unicorn horn ... ~ for Louis~

a bag o' food ! ~ for Niall~

a box of kittens and tacos ! ~ for harry~

hairgel , comb, mirror, hairspray , make up ! ~ for the vain zayn~

a turtle and a box o' no spoons !~ for Liam ~

now to the real story ......

( im not crazy for writing this , if you happen to do this , i am not responsible for any , jail reports, prison time , getting killed, or fainting from 1D awsomeness. or dissapearances of Kevins .Or carrots

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