the life story of susan boyle

This is susan's life story. prepared to be amazed.


1. Coming out of my mothers vag

When I was born, I cam out my mothers vag. It was nice and comfy in there and I didn't want to come out. I ripped my mothers insides out. And she gave birth to me, and bled. Then she went to the toilet, and had constipation, so she couldn't poo for a while. Then the nurse let me suck on her boob, and I drank milk, and then I puked. End of chapter two/

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