Daily Story Challenge-Month 1-Back To School

This is the first month of my one-year story challenge, starting on 1st Sept 2012 and ended on 31st August 2013. This is the movella for the first month, and the theme is 'Back To School'. Every day this month I'll post a small poem or story around the theme.

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18. Day 17 (Unrelated to the storyline of the green-eyed boy that the girl likes, and may not be funny at all)

The teacher sighed and picked a random book off the shelf. Classroom jokes, huh?

 

'An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but it only attracts teachers.'

 

'Cooking Teacher: Why haven't you got your homework?

Student: The dog ate it.

Cooking Teacher: Damn! I knew I shouldn't have made you make posters for beef steak.'

 

'Remember, quickly and quietly eat lunch-before it eats you!'

 

'Teacher: Impressive, John, did you do this homework all by yourself?

John's Dad: No, I helped him.

Teacher: Why?! He's supposed to do it by himself. Are you called John Doe?

John's Dad: Yep, that's my name.'

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