*Your mofo Walrus speaking! Sorry, I just like saying mofo. Anyways, I'z been hazzing a lot o' crap to do. :/ Can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm actually develping a social life. *gasp* Anyways, there's this legit EPIC book called FBI, in which my friend writes. Absorb her awesomeness. Okray, lets start this chapter off right. And by that, I mean wrong.
I fell. Off a cliff. Into the ocean. Onto a dolphin. Who bit me (why I have a scar). But that was 5 years ago. And this is now. And I am at Six Flags with my 2 bffs (I refer to Kayla abd Nat as my derps) and One Direction. Can you say that? Well, yes, but you'd be lying. Immediately as we stepped into the park, Niall made sure that everyone in the part knew he was hungry. "At least let us go on the Devil before anything," I pleaded. "BUT I WANT FOOD." he shouted in my ear. I heard Kayla mumble, "I was waiting for this momment," as she took a box of granola bars out of her hand bag and hand it to Niall. He looked at her like she had just given him something with the words I love you on them. Oh look. Well, she always was the kind to be creative. "I wuv you too Kayla." He said as Natalie ran in a circle around them exclaiming about how adorable it was.
I wish I could right on a box of granola bars how much I love Liam. Well I could. But I'm not a cheesy derp named Kayla. Well, anyways, now we were in line for the Devil. Or as Vanessa called it, THE RIDE I ALMOST DIED ON. I worry about that girl
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We finally got on the ride. It was two people sitting next to eachother per thingymobober. Liam and I sat next to eachother, and at the first drop, I could already hear Vanessa screaming really high pitched. I turned around to comfort her, and then I realized it was Harry. I laughed like an idiot for the rest of the ride. When we got off, I saw that Harry's hand was clenched onto Vanessa's. "I thought that that was Vanessa screaming!" I said, laughing hysterically. "Shut up." He said trying to hold back a smile. We started walking to the next ride, and out of the corner of my eye I saw Louis and Natalie petting Harry's head. Derps.
Damn, that boy's head is soft. But not as soft as Louis head. Louis head is like 50 pillows with the feathers sticking out in all the right spots. Except it doesnt hurt as much when you lay on it. Not that I lay on his head. I just like-" Come on, lets go on that one!" Harry said, pointing at a huge wooden rollercoster. "Shit." I said still trying to lift my eyes up to the top. by the time I could see the very top, I was basically doing a back bend. Son of a- "Enjoy your ride!" A women controlling the ride said waving at us. I think someone knocked me out and carried me on the ride. I couldn't remember standing in line. I heard a high pitched- oh, just Harry. Wow, I'm blocking out everything today. I wasn't even paying attention to the first drop! "I WANT MORE FOOOOOD!"