Remember Me?

Hi, my names Claire. Let me tell you about myself;
I hate rabbits. Rabbits suck. Rabbits are scary and have NO PURPOSE.
Im a cat person. I love cats.
And also im best friends with Harry Styles, we have been neighbors since I we were 5 and he just came back from that tour for that album that I forget the name of...
My brother just moved to America. I dont really miss him...
Im 18 years old, I have waist-long brown hair, big brown eyes, a nice tan, and a crooked smile.
I cant wait to for whats to come now that Harry and the other 6...Is it 6? Oh- Oh 4, yeah, yeah. Now that Harry and the other 4 boys I never met are back, I know its going to be a interesting time.

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35. Fresh Rabi and the Side Order of Annoying Family.

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 Me and Liam hung out at the park awhile longer, we ate, we walked around, we feed the ducks, and then we played football. Or what seemed like football; Liam kept fake-falling-down and then would bring me down with him.   We took so long to clean up too, I never got time to shop with Eleanor like we planned. Instead, we had to go straight to dinner with our families. Great. If you couldn't tell, I didn't like my parents much. Liam's family on the other hand; they were literally my dream family. Karen always gave me gifts, Geoff always wanted to talk about me studying to be a vet. And Ruth, Charlotte, and Nicola were just friendly and the sisters I never had.  I combed out my hair, and put on decent clothing without stains on them.   "You ready guys?!" I yell through the walls. As if timed, both Liam and Eleanor come out at the same time, Liam is wearing a navy blue polo, back slim jeans, and navy blue converse. Eleanor has on red skinny jeans, a white tee-shirt, black cardigan, and black flats. "Why don't you two look all fancy!" I say in a more or less seductive tone.  Liam wraps his arms around me, and Eleanor opens the door. "Ready for the best night of our lives?!" I scream jokingly, Eleanor lets out a 'Wooohooo!' while Liam laughs. We walk out to Jeepster, Liam letting me drive like always. "Okay...What are the directions again?" I ask, Eleanor hands me a crumpled sheet of paper with scribbles of street names on it.  "Who taught you how to write?" I ask turning to her. "The Lord." she laughs, winking. I start the car and follow the unclear instructions to a gigantic building. It had small lanterns on the outside, leaving a eerie glow on the sidewalk below them.   "Who is paying for this?!" Liam laughed. Truth is, I had no clue, but I'm the birthday girl so I hear-by-declare it won't be me.   We all step up to the building in awe. "CLAIRE?!" I hear a group of people yell, my head flips around in milliseconds and see the horrific sight of basically my whole family. Mum, dad, aunt Judy, uncle Bernie, cousins Marine, Maria, Mary, and Mark. Grandma Beth, Grandpa Arthur, great uncle Sebastian, and even my alway-drunk-uncle Danny. Then there was my other grandma, Alice. I call her granny Alice. Next to granny was her 24 year old husband, Nick. Nick was oddly hot, even though I had to called him Grandpa...  Then there was Liam's family. Ruth, Nicola, Charlotte, Karen, and Geoff. Next to Liam's family was Ed and Olly, while next to them was Anne, Robin, and Gemma.  Great. Literally my whole family was here including lots of other people. "Hi guys!" I say giving everybody a hug. Liam and Eleanor shook hands with my family very awkwardly.   "What table do they have that can hold 28 people?" Eleanor asks to my mum. "Granny Alice and grandpa Nick paid for the whole outside patio, the staff put together 4 tables just for us!" Mum says, almost jumping up and down. I walk over and hug granny, while I just smile at Nick.  "So, what are we waiting for!" Uncle Danny says. I can tell he is already buzzed and he stumbles around before following everybody to the patio. I sit between Liam and Ed, Eleanor sits across from us with Olly and my cousin Marnie. My mum sits all the way across from me, which I purposefully set up so I didn't have to hear her talk to much.   The menus were set around the table, they had fancy leather binding and in fancy letters, 'MENU'.  "What are you going to get?" I whisper to Ed. Liam was quietly talking to his sister with a serious look on his face. "I don't knooooow..." Ed said looking at the papers. He talked like Harry- Very slowly. "Well, I don't know what to get, so you find something and tell me-" "FOUND SOMETHING!" Ed cuts me off, almost screaming at the top of his lungs. "Shh! Whaaaat?" I laugh, Ed points to the menu, right where 'Boiled and fried liver' read. "I'll pass..." I say quietly.  "Li! What are you getting?" I whisper to him. Liam quickly turns to me, looking like a dear caught in headlights. "Oh...Um...Probably the uh..." Liam randomly picks. He reads what he was pointing to on the menu and his whole face turns a bright shade of red. "Yeah babe- Undercooked squid salad sounds delicious." I tease, "Well...Just let me think for a little while longer..." He says in deep thought. I nod and turn back to my own menu. '  、完全な魚体調理' it read. Under was the description, 'Fresh rabi stuffed with small breaded cod, comes with a side of rice and a drink of your choice.'. I like Japanese food, it was better than liver or squid salad, and I think Rabi is a type of salad.   "Hello and welcome! May I take your orders and get you started on some drinks?" A small woman comes up to us with a note pad in her hand. She seems very familiar. Very. She has pale skin and almost black hair, she has a bit of freckles pecking her nose and cheeks. She looks like Adele. Not the famous one- The dead one that my brother killed.  "Um yeah...Can I get...This?" I point to the 、完全な魚体調理 and she nods her head. I just cannot believe how much she looks like her, they could be twins.  After Adele's clone wrote down all 28 orders, my grandma Beth stood up. "Excuse me? Excuse me! EXCUSE ME!" She screamed tapping her glass with a fork. Me and grandma had our short temper in common, that's for sure. "Oh maaaawwwmmm, Claire doesn't want ah toooooaaaasssst!" mum complains. She sounds like the whale from spongebob. The one that has a blonde ponytail wig?  "Oh shut up, Diana. Claire- My amazing granddaughter...What can I say? Your like me, wanting to get away from your parents at such a young age, yet they are always on your ass riding and riding it!" Grandma slams the glass down hard on the table, making Eleanor flinch.  "But don't worry lovey. They will die eventually." She takes a sip of water and lets out a long sigh. "But she'll still die first.." I whisper to Ed. Liam has barley talked to me this whole time so I'm giving him space.   "Anyways, happy 19th birthday, Claire!" She finally finishes. From across the table I see Olly and Eleanor laughing silently, but I keep calm.   "Happy birthday to youuuu, happy birthday to youuuu, happy birthday dear Claaaaiiiiireee..." Everybody starts to sing. "Happy birthday to you!"  I let out a small moan and Ed pats me on the back. "Present time!" dad sings. "Dad, please- No- everybody seriously- Dad- Daaad!" I complain as everybody takes out a box from behind their backs. Uncle Bernie collected the presents and set them in front of me.   Each box had a different shade of pink wrapping paper. If you didn't know- I love pink. I hesitantly opened the first one, it was from my cousins Marnie, Mary, Maria, and Mark. I open the box to see a pile of random hand-made objects.   First was a picture. It had a stick figure with long brown hair and what seemed to be a purse. Next to the girl stick figure was a SUPER tall one with fluffy brown hair. But it wasn't Liam. After the fluffy brown haired one was a figure with black hair and a one with blonde. Over the 3 figures read 'best FrIenDs forEvEr'.  I felt a lump in my throat appear and help but let a few tears swell up in my eyes. The picture was drawn by my youngest cousin, Mary. Mary was only 4...She didn't know.  Next was a large card that had some money in it. It was from Mark, he was 13 but acted like he was 6.  I also got a really pretty dress, which was bought by my 18 year old twin cousins Marnie and Maria. They were always my favorites.   I got lots of other stuff, 200 pounds altogether, Ed gave me his own album, Olly gave me a hairbrush, I got a whole new set of body washes and shampoo type shit, and in the end I forget what else I got.  "Here's out food!" Uncle Danny slur/cheers. The 3 waitresses set down amazingly good food to everybody, but I still haven't gotten mine yet. "Where's my food?" I mouth out to El, a bit more angry than I should have been.  I take a huge gulp of water when suddenly, "And finally, for de birthday girl!" the Adele waitress says, a young man walks up to me with one of those serving plates and sets it in front of me. Everybody gasps and I basically choke on my water at the meal he set in front of me. I can't stop coughing and I'm pretty sure I'm choking, but I'm to shocked.  In front of me lays a FULL body of a hairless, cooked rabbit. Eyes? Yes. Teeth? Yup. Everything else? Yeah.  It was the most horrid thing I have ever seen, the Adele lady's smile grew as she lifted open its mouth. The description was right, it was stuffed with tiny little fish that had their eyes too. I let out a tiny little squeak of horror as I could have sworn I say the body twitch.   "I DID NOT ORDER THIS!!!" I basically shoke the ground with my banshee scream. "Oh yes you did, ma'am. See 'Fresh rabbit stuffed with small breaded cod, comes with a side of rice and a drink of your choice.'" she points to my dads menu. I look back at mine, the a 'b' and the 't' in rabbit was worn away so it Rabi instead. With steam basically flying out of my ears, I simply stood up, grabbed my bag, and walked to the car, driving home. 
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