Flinch

You like fantasy, right? Like fairy tales and nursery rhymes. Well, I don't. They're boring. So, guess what? I'm rewriting them.

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1. Little Miss Muffet

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating some curds and whey

When a little spider sat down beside her

And scared little Miss Muffet away.

 

Aaaw. Isn't that sweet? Well, they had to censor it somehow. Do you want to know the real story? OK.

 

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet

Eating some curds and whey

When she decided to stray from her tuffet

And walked some way away

She fell in a ditch but scared of a witch

Had to crawl out and hide

When a Black Widow Spider crawled up a tree beside her

And jumped onto her bare arm {which caused her great harm}

Because the spider bit her which due to its venom caused Latrodectism which is a wave of muscle spasms and paralysis which meant that because she couldn't move foxes and wolves feasted on her alive.

 

The End

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