Jebus and da Devil: Our life and your times

So imma be Jebus and yous da devil. That just maybe started something. This book is about our funny stories together and how good mates we've become this past year. We hope you guys enjoy our little anecdotes and laugh until you can't breath. Don't stop breathing for too long though, we might have to pay you a visit...

P.S. Also, to those people out there who'll read this and think, "OH MY GOD, HOW DARE THEY?", stop. We're just normal girls with nicknames, they've developed and we even made a background to them, this book is meant to tickle your funny bones not rouse your anger. We're not disrespecting God or religion in any way, we're just sharing our funny stories, is that a crime? Don't hate please, just laugh :)



Okay, Jebus, I don't care if you're holy, I will kick your ass! I was not LYING and YES you do have JESUS HAIR. DEAL. WITH. IT.

I've told you over a thousand times, I meant from drawings and stuff, not actual pictures off the internet, you have his hair, no denying it. I do not like being called a liar, I may be evil, but that's just mean. That whole chapter was dedicated to you bitching about me, that wasn't very nice. I'm sure that I could make a chapter dedicated to you, but I will not. I have many more stories to share as long as you don't belittle them. Jebus, play nice, you know that you don't dance with the Devil...

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