Jebus and da Devil: Our life and your times

So imma be Jebus and yous da devil. That just maybe started something. This book is about our funny stories together and how good mates we've become this past year. We hope you guys enjoy our little anecdotes and laugh until you can't breath. Don't stop breathing for too long though, we might have to pay you a visit...

P.S. Also, to those people out there who'll read this and think, "OH MY GOD, HOW DARE THEY?", stop. We're just normal girls with nicknames, they've developed and we even made a background to them, this book is meant to tickle your funny bones not rouse your anger. We're not disrespecting God or religion in any way, we're just sharing our funny stories, is that a crime? Don't hate please, just laugh :)

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2. I DO NOT HAVE JESUS HAIR!!!!

In addition to what may errm...... Friend said. Well come on she made some mistakes. Mistake one. Yes I have brown hair (I prefer the term brunette..) I doesn't end in a beard. Mistake two. THERE WERE NO PHOTOS OF JESUS BECAUSE CAMERAS WERN'T INVENTED.
Ok Im not one for liking history lessons as it's all in the past but I'm beyond that now and will never have to sit through another lesson on how someone died. But I do know that cameras were not to Jesus' time. Other lessons that you get bored of include English, Maths, Physics and Welsh but that's only if you live in wales. It was ok at the end if the year because then we hadn't had a welsh teacher for 3 months! All good! Eh! Devil it's yours again!
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