A Box of Laughter

Just things to brighten up your day and make you laugh. Hopefully . . .

Some material not suitable for younger readers.

Leave some jokes in the comments and I might put them up and give you a mention ;0)

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7. The Worst Things To Hear.....

OVER AN INTERCOM...

- Only you can hear me

- Would the parents of the little girl who fell into the tiger enclosure please come to lost and found to collect her shoes?

- Would the owner of the black Jaguar please move it as it is attacking all of our customers?

- Ladies and Gentleman, we all know there's going to be a bomb on the Tube, but will it be today?

 

ON AN AIRPLANE...

- Dear God, will someody please get the albatross out of the engine?!

- This is your captain. And those were my final words.

- Hi. To help make this 9-hour flight seem shorter, why don't I tell you about my job as a meteorologist?

- Oh, hello Jedward. You're going to sing for us today?

 

DURING SEX...

- This will come in handy when I try it on your sister.

- You want me to put my ding-a-ling into your fairy-cave?! Are you mad woman?!

- Ewww! I'm not touching that! That's where the wee comes out!

- GIRL: Ow your rings are hurting me.

  GUY: That's my watch.

 

IN A CROWDED ELEVATOR...

- Did you hear they arrested the wrong serial killer?

- Did you know that when elevators fall to the ground, only 25% of people die?

- Oh my god! My waters just broke! Will you check how far dilated I am?

 

 

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