A Box of Laughter

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5. My Favourite Cheesy Pick-Up Lines

- Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

- You must be a broom, because you just swept me of my feet

- Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you

- You must be an astronaut, because you are out of this world

- Its a good thing I wore my gloves today, because otherwise, you would be too hot to handle

- Are you a library book? Because I am totally checking you out

- Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams last night?

- If beauty were time, you would be eternity

- You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick-up line

- I just received a phone call from heaven. They said they were missing an angel

- Are you a lightswitch? Because you turn me on

- Hey. Are you the girl that One Direction sang about?

- I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you

- If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together

- Would you touch my hand so I can sign up for the next season of "Touched by an Angel"?

 

*AUTHORS NOTE* I strongly advise you not to use these pick-up lines unless you want to be tasered, pepper sprayed or kicked in the manhood. These pick-up lines are merely for humourous purposes.

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