A Box of Laughter

Just things to brighten up your day and make you laugh. Hopefully . . .

Some material not suitable for younger readers.

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10. I've Got A New Business.....

- I have a new business making pasta on my own. I'm very canne-lonely.

- I have a new business making ridiculous coloured pasta. It's very fu-silly.

- I have a new business selling Viagra. It's hard work.

- I have a new business selling Viagra. I'm very angry, someone made a cock-up.

- I have a new business selling Viagra. It's not doing too well, I'm gonna have to think long and hard about it.

- I have a new business tinning fruits. It's bananas.

- I have a new business making glass. It's a very long day and I'm shattered.

- I have a new business making trains. It's on track.

- I have a new business making clown shoes. That's no small feat.

- I have a new business hiding prostitutes in my attic. My neighbours found out though so I think we're fucked.

 

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