The Amazing world of....Ashleigh's story book! (And friends.)

I started a book at school it had a lot of useless stuff in it so why not start one on here with my friends? Just for a laugh.


2. Frances's story thingy's.


Walruses are nice...

Penguins are better.

Have you ever seen a penguin on a beach?

I’ve seen a crab on a beach.

He bit my mum’s toe.

That was in Orkney.

I like dolphins too.

They’re cool.

Not as cool as me though...

Seriously- I’m freezing! (Not really)                           



France eats frogs...

Britain eats beef...

Irish accents sound funny...

Not as funny as Asian.

I’m Scottish.

Bet you’d never have guessed?!

English accents are all different.

There’s some from Yorkshire....

Some from Sunderland...

And some from Whales...

I’ll stick to Scottish.

There’s only one real accent. WICKER!!!



It’s cold outside...

What happened to global warming?

It crashed and burned...

That was stupid.

It can’t burn it’s already on fire.

Maybe some lemonade will put it out?

Or Polos? That might work...

Or not.

Maybe I’ll just take a radiator out with me tomorrow...




Do you like toy story?

I do. The horse is cool.

That Jaws poster is scary.

Or maybe it’s just me?

I like Penguins.

Not as much as dictionaries though.

My best idea yet would be to bring...

Elvis back to life!

And his mum- he loved his mum.

On second thoughts, Elvis was a druggie!

Maybe I’ll just bring Frankenstein to life instead... France eats frogs...



Duncan is sad,

Gee’im a hug!

I’m happy, Very happy,

Gee me a Slap!

Sponge bob is funny,

Gee’im a book...

Patrick is stupid,

Gee’im a rock.

Squidward is boring,

Gee’im some Tipp-ex!

Gary the snail is cool,

Gee’im nowt.



Emma likes white sauce. A lot!

Kyle likes to dream. How depressing...

I like to laugh. My face hurts.

Ashleigh likes to write. I bet her hand hurts.

Jacob likes to howl. AWOOOOOO!

The clock likes to tick. I wish it could mark my homework.

Pirates like to fight. So do dinosaurs.

Maybe that’s why they’re extinct.

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