Bullying Bieber

The situation: President Bieber has the USA enveloped and oppressed in a smooth, pre-pubescent iron fist. Only a small rebel army can take him down- but the leader has a mysterious past...
NOTE: this movella is slightly longer than some of my others, but i think if you persevere, it may actually be quite fun to read. Any 'Beliebers' who want to complain about the derogatory style are free to do so... i just won't care.

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5. 'Like Peppa Pig with PMS'

'Holy shit,' gasped Sara.

The television showed a large army of elite Belibers, moving towards the church like a deathly plague. At the head of the swarm were armoured officers, and then entire force was armed. 

'President Bieber has confirmed that The Uprising have not stepped down. He has ordered his elite Beliebers to remove them from society, with a fate to be juded at a later date.'

'Liars,' spat Rudd. 'They're gonna kill us, then just say that it was in self defence. We need to-'

'It's a shame,' said Akira. 'Those officers have no helmets . If you guys had a sniper rifle, I could probably take them out for you.'

The three of them stared open mouthed at the eleven year old japanese orphan, and wondered what drugs had been mixed in with her milk.

'Did you just say... sniper rifle?' said Half pint.

'Yeah. My Dad always let me play in the weapons room. It became like my play room. He let me practice shooting birds, and we ate whatever we shot.'

They continued to stare at her, when Rudd suddenly broke the silence, moving over to a crate, and pulling out a large sniper rifle. It had a polished wood stock, with a large metal barrel piece extending out.

'This is a-'

'I know, I know,' said Akira. 'It's a MP-410, with a titanium suppressor to reduce flash and noise and adjustable cheek support. Gosh, you guys think you know everything.'

Once more, they stared at each other, then shrugged.

'So, here's the plan,' spoke Rud. His voice was low and thick, capturing  their attention instantly. 'Akira will go out the back and up the ladder, onto the roof, where she'll take out the officers. Sara will flank left and open fire with her mini uzis. That'll distract them.'

'What about riot shields?' said Half Pint.

'You take your shotgun and get rid of the riot shields. Aim for the top, it's the weakest part.'

Rudd threw a small wire with speaker and reciever attached to Akira.

'Does everyone now have their comms?'

They all nodded, and checked they were in contact.

'Good. I'll find cover on the side. We need to kit up. Get as many weapons and as much ammo as you can. If you're in trouble, signal on the comms... athough I can't guarantee you'll get help straight away.'

'What about the Priest guy?' asked Akira.

'Don't worry about him,' smirked Sara, 'He's got his own defences.'

They put on their holsters and belts and loaded themselves with weapons, and then dispersed, ready for complete and utter fucking carnage.  

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