The Adventures of Ivan and Simon

About two Smurf brothers robbed by a gang of terrible trolls. Set out for an epic adventure to retrieve their Unicorn, food and christmas feast.

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7. Picking Your Nose Kills

On the way back to Smurf town, Simon found a magical carpet, and decided that it was his, he flew back to Smurf town with Petalilly, Kevin and the food, he felt so happy to have his brother out of his life, what a horrible prank thought Simon, no, he deserved it, he was an ass hole, he hated me he told himself.

“I’m human again” said a voice, Simon turned around and it was Kevin

“What the hell! I paid for a vampire! Not a freaking. . . Non-vampire!” Simon pushed Kevin off the magical flying carpet, Kevin landed with a loud thud on the forest floor.

“You’re the best ever, he was eying me up and down, I wanted to stab his throat” Simon looked at Petalilly, had Petalilly just spoken!

Simon found this weird and threw Petalilly over the side of the magical flying carpet to, and again heard that loud thudding sound.

 

Simon finally arrived at Smurf town, his home, the place where Ivan and him had started their adventure.

At home, Simon unloaded the magical carpet, and took all of the food inside.

“Ivan? Butt monkey? Anus sniffer? Are you there?” Simon asked, but got no reply

Oh god! I left him! I left him with those trolls! I told him it was his grandpapa! Why did I do that? It’s not. . .it’s not even true! Kevin! I killed Kevin! And Petalilly! I’m a murderer!

Simon ran outside and jumped onto the magical carpet, he picked his nose and then he was dead.

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