The joke book.

some jokes i thought were funny.

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23. Made up jokes

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ?

it wanted to go the the shop 

WHY DID THE MUMMY  CURSE GO TO THE SHOP ?

it went to buy guts to speak

HOW DO YOU MAKE A WITCH WICH ?

take away the T  =WICH

 

Why did the turkey cross the road?

It was the chickens day off.

Why did the pigeon cross the road?

 It was the turkeys day off.

 

 

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